ive never met someone who wasnt important

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
damnyoucoreytaylor
nsfwsebbie:
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“ jahmyaa:
“Blame this guy named tony for this ok😭
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i feel the need to reblog bc i just scrolled past this kind of post and my life is hell lol so hi
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jahmyaa

Blame this guy named tony for this ok😭

phontsforevs

i feel the need to reblog bc i just scrolled past this kind of post and my life is hell lol so hi

raspberrythin

Just doing it so my check won’t be $1 when I get it

thexanadream

i don’t trust myself enough to scroll

missamericcna

dont play with people’s lives man

nsfwsebbie

i know i already reblogged this but i’m not taking any chances

nsfwsebbie

again ik ik

jigglypuffsvevo
fiightingdreamers

this thread is the absolute holy grail of repeated self owns

blackpanthersdick

This thread is making me wet

bwellesley

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filthywhitebitch

“I voted for a guy who wants to take rights away from people I love and got backlash for it :(”

tchaikovsgay

“I voted for a Vice President who caused an AIDS outbreak as governor of Indiana while also supporting conversion therapy and other anti-LGBT legislation and now my gay son won’t talk to me :-(”

existinmyhead

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cass-you-ass
oraclesofnorway

Your body is an incredibly bizarre machine.

“What you see is a myosin protein dragging an endorphin along a filament to the inner part of the brain’s parietal cortex which creates happiness. Happiness. You’re looking at happiness.”

andrewbelami

Look at her STRUT!!! She is dragging that endorphin for filth and using that filament as her runway, bitch.

altgf

6 inch heels…..she walked in the club like nobody’s business…..godam…..she murdered everybody and i was her witness

spyderbones
poetry-protest-pornography

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[image ID: Text reading Texas State Aquarium staff stated that the animals have been getting a little restless. One of the employees had an idea to let some of the land animals spend time with some of the sea animals, and it has worked out brilliantly.


Putting the sloths near the dolphins was the biggest surprise of all. The dolphins are absolutely delighted with the sloths, and the sloths, normally very quiet animals, have been squeaking replies back to the dolphins for hours at a time. Who would have guessed these two species would be such a great match?


There is a photo of two dolphins in a large pool, their heads peeking out above the water to look at a brown sloth, who is hanging on a branch. End ID]

hemipelagicdredger

As alien species encounters go, this is like the absolute best possible outcome

timelyenigma
actualaster

you know what the w o r s t thing about adhd is? (at least i think this one is the adhd, could be one of the 429432 other things i have)

time is meaningless.

which means if i have one (1) thing that i need to do, my brain has to block the entire day out for it.

which means that even if it’s technically a “day off” if i have one (1) important obligation–even if it’s only gonna take like 2 hours out of hte day–my brain doesn’t count it as a “day off” so i don’t actually get to use it to decompress from everything else

which is how i end up going weeks or months without having a “day off” that my brain will register as such so my stress levels just keep compounding, and my energy levels keep plummeting, and it’s hell on earth is what it is